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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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