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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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