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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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