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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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