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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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