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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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