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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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