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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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