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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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