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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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