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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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