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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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