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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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