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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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