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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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