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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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