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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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