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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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