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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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