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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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