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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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