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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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