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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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