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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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