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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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