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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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