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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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