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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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