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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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