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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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