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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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