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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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