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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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