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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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