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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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