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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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