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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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