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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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