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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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