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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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