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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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