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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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