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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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