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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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