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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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