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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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