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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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