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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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