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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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