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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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