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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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