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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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