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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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