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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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