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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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